z28orshoot
09-04-2008, 09:34 AM
One-eyed Pirate (noun)
A slang term for when a guy shoots his load into a girls eye and then kicks her the in the leg.
Oscar the Grouch (noun)
A slang term for getting a blowjob from an angry chick (preferably a midget or prostitute) while making her stand in a metal trash can.
Kentucky chug-a-lug (noun)
When your sister swallows your entire load after a BJ.
Kentucky Pile Driver (noun)
The sexual act of having intercourse in the doggie style position with your sister on a hard surface while both partners are on their knees, and the female is on all 4's. Right before ejaculation, the male hits her arms out from underneith her and she smashes her head into the ground, usually resulting in a chipped tooth.
Jacking the Beanstalk (noun)
A slang term for recieving a hand job from a midget.
Helen Keller (noun)
When you cum in your partners ears and eyes so they can't hear or see.
Ghetto onion (noun)
A slang term for a @#$!@ that is unclean and has a bad odor.
Emeril, The (noun)
Blowing your load into your hand and throwing it in her face, saying "BAM!" Kick it up a notch by getting it in her eyes.
Etch-A-Sketch (verb)
To draw a smile on a womans face by twiddling both of her nipples simultaneously
Parting Gift (noun)
When a couple is moving out of a house, and finds an obscure place to have sex and leaves stains/used condoms in a hard to reach place.
Place Kicker, The (noun)
The sexual act when the couple is standing and he is hitting it from behind, at the point of orgasm he steps back and kicks her legs out from under her. He then %@@!!@**@s on her face and yells "It's Good!"
Raccooning (verb)
After you bust a nut while you're getting head from a chick, punch her in both eyes and knock over the trash as you run out of the house.
Balls in the wind (noun)
A slang term for a man's %!!#%*@%@ that have been farted on while having sex.
Barney Fife (noun)
A slang term for a man who, during sexual intercourse, whistles the Andy Griffith theme song.
Bat (noun)
A #%@%@* so loose and floppy the girl can almost flap it and fly around the room.
Beach week (noun)
A slang term for when you're having sex with a girl on the beach and just before you %@@!!@**@ you quickly pull out, rip off the condom, re-penetrate, %@@!!@**@, then throw sand in her face and run away.
Bean (noun)
A slang term for the clitoris
Beanflicker (noun)
A slang term for a *%%%%!#
Bread wings (noun)
Performing oral sex on a woman while she has a yeast infection
Buffalo wings (noun)
Slang for the meat curtains after sex, when using hot sauce for lubricant.
Donkey Punch
When you're doing a girl from behind, and right as you're about to cum, you pull her hair and punch her as hard as you can where the head meets the neck, knocking her out cold, but making her @%!!# clench together, thus making the orgasm that much more pleasurable.
Canadian Club Special
You club a baby seal to death, then bend a girl over it and !!#* her on it.
Alaskan Jackhammer = Italian Ice
The girl lies on her back, ass straight up. You place 2-4 ice cubes in her @%!!#, and then proceed to pound as hard as possible until the ice breaks. This will probably take a while, and when it does, you definitely will cum. After that, she stands up, spreads her lips while you have a dish underneath, and the crushed ice, your man juice and her blood will all come out. You then give that dish to whoever you want.
A slang term for when a guy shoots his load into a girls eye and then kicks her the in the leg.
Oscar the Grouch (noun)
A slang term for getting a blowjob from an angry chick (preferably a midget or prostitute) while making her stand in a metal trash can.
Kentucky chug-a-lug (noun)
When your sister swallows your entire load after a BJ.
Kentucky Pile Driver (noun)
The sexual act of having intercourse in the doggie style position with your sister on a hard surface while both partners are on their knees, and the female is on all 4's. Right before ejaculation, the male hits her arms out from underneith her and she smashes her head into the ground, usually resulting in a chipped tooth.
Jacking the Beanstalk (noun)
A slang term for recieving a hand job from a midget.
Helen Keller (noun)
When you cum in your partners ears and eyes so they can't hear or see.
Ghetto onion (noun)
A slang term for a @#$!@ that is unclean and has a bad odor.
Emeril, The (noun)
Blowing your load into your hand and throwing it in her face, saying "BAM!" Kick it up a notch by getting it in her eyes.
Etch-A-Sketch (verb)
To draw a smile on a womans face by twiddling both of her nipples simultaneously
Parting Gift (noun)
When a couple is moving out of a house, and finds an obscure place to have sex and leaves stains/used condoms in a hard to reach place.
Place Kicker, The (noun)
The sexual act when the couple is standing and he is hitting it from behind, at the point of orgasm he steps back and kicks her legs out from under her. He then %@@!!@**@s on her face and yells "It's Good!"
Raccooning (verb)
After you bust a nut while you're getting head from a chick, punch her in both eyes and knock over the trash as you run out of the house.
Balls in the wind (noun)
A slang term for a man's %!!#%*@%@ that have been farted on while having sex.
Barney Fife (noun)
A slang term for a man who, during sexual intercourse, whistles the Andy Griffith theme song.
Bat (noun)
A #%@%@* so loose and floppy the girl can almost flap it and fly around the room.
Beach week (noun)
A slang term for when you're having sex with a girl on the beach and just before you %@@!!@**@ you quickly pull out, rip off the condom, re-penetrate, %@@!!@**@, then throw sand in her face and run away.
Bean (noun)
A slang term for the clitoris
Beanflicker (noun)
A slang term for a *%%%%!#
Bread wings (noun)
Performing oral sex on a woman while she has a yeast infection
Buffalo wings (noun)
Slang for the meat curtains after sex, when using hot sauce for lubricant.
Donkey Punch
When you're doing a girl from behind, and right as you're about to cum, you pull her hair and punch her as hard as you can where the head meets the neck, knocking her out cold, but making her @%!!# clench together, thus making the orgasm that much more pleasurable.
Canadian Club Special
You club a baby seal to death, then bend a girl over it and !!#* her on it.
Alaskan Jackhammer = Italian Ice
The girl lies on her back, ass straight up. You place 2-4 ice cubes in her @%!!#, and then proceed to pound as hard as possible until the ice breaks. This will probably take a while, and when it does, you definitely will cum. After that, she stands up, spreads her lips while you have a dish underneath, and the crushed ice, your man juice and her blood will all come out. You then give that dish to whoever you want.